Seventy-Seven Thirty-Four

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Booster-driven ramblings, intercepted transmissions and coded relays hacked from the cumulative log transcripts of a lone reconnaissance pilot.

2.12.08

Eleven Rules of Survival.

  1. Do not give opinions or advice in local channels unless you are asked.

  2. Do not tell your troubles to others in your corporation unless you are sure that they want to hear them.

  3. When in another's fleet or wing, show him respect or else do not join.

  4. If a pilot in your gang annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

  5. Do not try to initiate a private chat unless you are hailed or have something useful to say.

  6. Do not take ore which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

  7. Acknowledge the power of piracy if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of piracy after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

  8. Do not complain about any combat which you need not subject yourself.

  9. Do not harm an incapacitated target until it refuses your ransom demands.

  10. Do not kill belt rats unless attacked, to increase your security status, or for the obtaining of crushable loot.

  11. When flying through lo-sec, smack-talk no one. If someone annoys you, pod them. If they continue to word-spam, vaporize their capsule.
+Percurrimus foedus cum morte et cum infernus fecimus pactum+

2 comments:

  1. Couple of good bits in here, but I suppose I've spent too much time in nullsec to appreciate your approximation of lowsec 'laws'.

    "Do not harm an incapacitated target until it refuses your ransom demands." -I don't usually ransom. =S

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  2. Hehe then it seems you are completely exempt from rule #9.

    You may fire at will. 07

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