Thieves in the night

EVE System > Channel changed to [Nunnya Biznaz] Local Channel

Manos Kdo > so all you guys are playing together
Gidgets > who?
Manos Kdo > 3 pirate sin system
Gidgets > oh gotcha
Wuvs > out out damn pirates!
Manos Kdo > blood ullfskien and some other fag
Gidgets > lol
Blood Luzt > stfu im not a fing pirate you fing retard
Blood Luzt > have i attacked you yet
Manos Kdo > well you probed out my friend and helped
Manos Kdo > hmm a buzzard and a helios show up with a pirate .........
Manos Kdo > let me see
Manos Kdo > ahh yes
Blood Luzt > stfu i havent been in this system in 5 months
Manos Kdo > you did help
Blood Luzt > how long ago?
Manos Kdo > haha
Blood Luzt > show me the kill mail
Blood Luzt > and if i did kill you i dont care anyway
Manos Kdo > asf ur mate for it
Blood Luzt > has this been in the last year
Manos Kdo > just then
Blood Luzt > i want to go fight go fight
Blood Luzt > i dont look for easy targets
Manos Kdo > sorry ronin the guy that just left system was the other
Blood Luzt > im just say keep my name out your mouth when it comes to that crap or i will pirate you
Manos Kdo > haha
Wuvs > sheesh!
Wuvs > we dont like pi-wats here

Note: Our squadron consisted of a Buzzard, a Helios and a Rapier. Blood Luzt had no connection with us whatsoever and seems to have simultaneously and independently located the mission deadspace of a Ferox-class battlecruiser bearing a ticker denoting its pilot as a member of the Balls of Steel corp. It is still unclear as to whether the Myrmidon owned by Blood Luzt was looking for us or for the Ferox... The original killmail is as follows:

2008.12.28 04:44:00

Victim: [JOHN DOE]
Corp: Balls of Steel
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Ferox
System: [Nunya Biznaz]
Security: 0.3
Damage Taken: 12795

Involved parties:

Name: Ulfskein Gangr (laid the final blow)
Security: -6.5
Corp: Vile Rune Guild
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Rapier
Weapon: 650mm Medium Gallium I Cannon
Damage Done: 11617

Name: [I'd tell you...]
Security: 0.8
Corp: [...but then I'd have to kill you]
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Helios
Weapon: Hobgoblin II
Damage Done: 1178

Destroyed items:

Salvager fit Ferox-class battlecruiser with tech II low-slots.

Dropped items:

More additions to our already large sums of loot.

Needless to say, we were able to not only fly in there, scuttle the Ferox and slip out without sustaining any casualties; we were also able to come back in after the fact (being that we were the only ones with a bookmark on the coordinates), loot and salvage the wreckage of the battlecruiser and still enjoy watching the local channel flare up as the Myrmidon pilot gets blamed for the whole encounter.

I'd say it was not bad for a few minutes work, except that it was merely a parting gesture to the system where not minutes earlier the two operatives in the cov-ops frigates succesfully heisted a large Caldari tower which someone had carelessly forgotten to anchor before going AFK.

+Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo+